10 Life Lessons I Learned From Watching Man Of Steel

1. Religion is good. Evolution is immoral.

2. Mythology will determine your destiny. Science is scary.

3. Natural childbirth will save the good race. In vitro jeopardizes everything.

4. Women are good at comforting. But they can’t save themselves.

5. Women can have a profession. As long as they report to a male authority figure.

6. Midwest farmers will restore the moral fiber of America. Cities, with the educated, world-traveled and cultured population, contribute to our moral decay and must be destroyed.

7. All foreigners have dark hair and threaten our way of life. Even if they no longer have a home to return to.

8. Conformity is the proper path. Individualism will upset the status quo.

9. Americans are comprised of 90% Caucasian and 10% African American. Asians and Latinos don’t exist.

10. Newspaper journalists still have jobs.

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